The best day ever

Hey, ever have one of those days where your boyfriend goes out of town so you're all alone in your queen-sized bed and you can't lay on your left side because you pierced your ear and it STILL hasn't healed, and then you get -5 hours of sleep and then when you do manage to nod off, you wake up 15 minutes before you're supposed to leave for work and then you get there and some lady asks you when your baby is due even though you aren't pregnant and then you cry because you're fat and then 20 minutes before you're supposed to go home, the new girl calls in sick so you have to stay an extra three and a half hours and then you come home and your mom bitches you out because you stuck it to an evil corporation for the joint purpose of revenge and amusement, and even though it was ever so slightly illegal, it was totally justified, and more importantly, HILARIOUS, and she just doesn't fucking GET it?

Yeah, me either.